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 Blender November 2007
Nicole Scherzinger is ready to run wild! Plus, the 40 worst lyricists in rock, Motion City Soundtrack spends $848 on dance lessons, Blender’s guide to the top hip–hop dances of 2007, the hottest games and music this holiday season, and more!




Quiz! COLLECT CALL FROM ... FOO FIGHTERS
168 hours with Dave Grohl and Co.
Subscribe! JUSTICE
The fashionably sleazy French DJ duo has made fans of Justin Timberlake, Kanye West and indie–rock bloggers everywhere. The pair’s lofty ambition? For the girls in the strip clubs to be dancing to Justice all night long.
Subscribe! DO THE SPONGEBOB!
Kick your legs! Now pretend you’re flying! A step–by–step guide to the top hip–hop dances of 2007.



NICOLE SCHERZINGER
From her humble reality–show start to fronting pop–tart sextet the Pussycat Dolls, this aspiring A–lister has spent nearly half her life clawing her way to the top. Now she’s solo and ready to shine—sexily!

THE 40 WORST LYRICISTS IN ROCK
They’ve penned songs about intercourse with a porpoise and the rhetorical speeches of the Soviets. Meet rock’s most awful wordsmiths. Warning: Reading this article will induce severe groaning.

$848 WITH MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK
The Minneapolis emo fivesome spends Blender’s money on some desperately needed dance lessons. Awkwardness and bodily injury ensue.




DEAR SUPERSTAR: KID ROCK
The Rock N Roll Jesus reveals his true passion: antiquing.

USEFUL TIPS: LIL MAMA
First–car shopping with the Lip Gloss MC

THE GREATEST SONGS EVER: DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’
How two young lovers helped Journey fill stadiums.

ASK BLENDER
Paula Abdul and Michael Bolton: Their stormy past revealed!

WHO DOES CHAMILLIONAIRE THINK HE IS?
He doesn’t drink, do drugs or curse. But he does think about money. Constantly.

BLENDER BIBLE
Instant pop omniscience, in handy fold-out form.




Pete Doherty gets his cat high? Plus, Amy Winehouse gets scrappy.



GAMING + MUSIC 2007
Our second–annual special dedicated to the holy union of video games and rock & roll

GAME ON!
In music’s biggest showdown since Kanye faced off against 50 Cent, Guitar Hero III and Rock Band will go head–to–head this holiday season. Regardless of which title triumphs, faux rockers have never had it so good.

HOLIDAY 2007 PREVIEW
The games that will have you neglecting your friends, family and hygiene this winter




NEW RELEASES
Bruce Springsteen, Kid Rock, Avenged Sevenfold, Vanessa Carlton and more

REISSUES
The Heavy Metal Box set, Mick Jagger, Jimmy Eat World and more

BACK CATALOGUE: THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND
The original Southern–rock band has weathered horrific tragedies, intra–group conflicts and drugs. Plus, they’ve recorded some albums, all reviewed here.

LIVE
Nickelback and Screamfest ’07

MOVIES
No Country for Old Men, American Gangster, Kurt Cobain About a Son and more







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